The Dad Life
June 16, 2019
Ron
It's the dad life, it's the dad life. To all the Thug-life dads out there. I have to say I'm a little obsessed with the perfection of this one.
[Dedicated to Stephen R. You checked out today for greener pastures elsewhere, but you were a loyal friend with an amazing heart, buddy. Few people in my life have brought as much laughter, wit, adventure as you, and as much opportunity for me to play out some of my dreams, frankly. I'm forever grateful for your friendship, Steve. Godspeed.]
LYRICS:
Ha ha
This is dad life
It's how we live
24/7, 365
Check me
Gas station glasses
Don't care what the masses
Think about me wit my sweet goatee
I'm rockin' my Dockers
With a cuff and a crease
I got that St. John's Bay
And a clip for my piece
I look nice
I got dozens of dollars
And that's right
It goes straight to my daughters and my wife
I'm a miracle dad
Makin' magic with the checkbook is a talent I have
I roll hard in the yard
With a 60-inch cut
Zero turn radius
My neighbors say what?
They be drivin' by
Peepin' my landscape
Yo, these greens got nothin' on my manscape
Hydrangeas (what), Begonias (naw)
Crape Myrtle (tight), ornamental turtle!
Hold up Is that a weed in my fescue?
Aw naw, Round Up to the rescue
It's the dad life, it's the dad life
Take my daughty to the potty, it's the dad life
(bringin' home the bacon)
It's the dad life, it's the dad life
Shootin' vids of the kids, it's the dad life
Roll up to the splash pad, 10 AM
My whole entourage
Hops out the minivan
We splishy splashy for an hour or two
Then it's back to the house
Preppin' for the barbeque
Brats, dogs, rack of ribs, whateva (tight)
Get me on the Weber Man,
Nobody does it betta
Call me lord of the grill
I'm king of the coals
Nana's secret recipe, you know how I roll
1080p, 16x9
I'm rockin' man cave status
With a screen like mine
Keep your peanut butter hands
Off my 50-inch Vizio
Pop up the corn, roll the Disney video
{ "A whole new world..." }
We got Aladdin, Jasmine
Abu, the genie (hey)
With kids like mine, everybody wants to be me
Sing a night-night song and then it's off to bed
This is the dad life, no more to be said
It's the dad life, it's the dad life
Hit the mall, coaching ball, it's the dad life
(bringin' home the bacon)
It's the dad life, it's the dad life
Playing rough, fixing stuff, it's the dad life
(bringin' home the bacon)
It's the dad life, it's the dad life
Yeah, you know how we do it
It's the dad life
UPDATE:
The Dad Life 2020
